Taurus vs. Tauntaun

Or, Why a dead animal is infinitely superior to my car.

Vader and I: An Educational Parallel

First, this makes you judge him a lot less harshly for killing the younglings, doesn't it?

Second, can I use this excuse when I fail at life?

What I Did Tonight

along with what I WISH I'd done tonight.

How the Dining Hall Stands to Improve

Yes, sir. Definitely room for improvement at breakfast at Shafer this morning.

Sweet Dream of a Sarlaac

Better alternative to my homework.

Dianoga Inferiority Complex

How successful I feel as a college student this semester, and also a sign of what I'm willing to start in order to avoid doing schoolwork. Sometimes, I doodle instead of listening in class. Sometimes, I start a blog instead of doing research.